A Little Humor

“The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.”

— Folk wisdom

“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”

— Will Rogers

“Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.”

— Will Rogers

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

— Abraham Lincoln

“Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.”

— Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.”

— Will Rogers

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”

— Will Rogers

“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.”

— Franklin D. Roosevelt